John Thomson
Acting
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
TV Shows(92)
Secret Life of the Auction House
Self - Narrator (voice)
2025
Celebrity Puzzling
Self - Panellist
2025
Art Detectives
William Titchfield
2025
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
Self - Narrator
2024
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
Self
2024
The Gentlemen
Frank
2024
Captivated
Geoff
2024
Best Year Ever
Self - Actor
2022
Celebrity Lingo
Self - Contestant
2022
Sister Boniface Mysteries
Leonard Monk
2022
Dodger
Farmer Grundles
2022
The Weakest Link
Self
2021
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
Self - Contestant
2021
Dog Loves Books
Dog (voice)
2020
McDonald & Dodds
Jimmy Daly
2020
Brassic
Colin Popov
2019
This Time with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley
2019
The People's Vet
Self - Narrator
2018
Celebrity Catchphrase
Self
2018
Shane the Chef
2018
Richard Osman's House of Games
Self - Contestant
2017
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Self
2016
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
Self - Narrator
2016
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Self
2014
Through the Keyhole
Self
2013
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
Self - Contestant
2013
Strange Hill High
Various (voice)
2013
Catchphrase
2013
Plebs
Mr. Adolphus
2013
The Mimic
Nigel Lord
2013
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
Self - Narrator
2013
Father Brown
John Banks
2013
BBC Comedy Feeds
Steve
2012
The Chase: Celebrity Special
Self
2011
Death in Paradise
DCI Chris Ricketts
2011
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
Self - Participant
2011
Sooty
The Boss
2011
The Jonathan Ross Show
Self
2011
The Lock Up
Narrator
2011
Heads or Tails
Self - Contestant
2009
Big Top
Geoff
2009
Angela and Friends
2009
Celebrity Juice
Self
2008
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Self
2008
Kingdom
Nigel Pearson
2007
Mobile
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007
Engineering the World Rally
Himself - Narrator
2007
Skins
Sam Brooks
2007
Ghosthunting With...
2006
New Street Law
Charlie Darling
2006
Waterloo Road
Nelson Smith
2006
8 Out of 10 Cats
Self
2005
Monkey Trousers
2005
Blackpool
2004
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Self
2002
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
Self
2002
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
Sir Donald Tyburn
2001
Murder in Mind
Alan Squires
2001
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
It's Only TV But I Like It
Self
1999
Cold Feet
Pete Gifford
1998
Roger Roger
Barry
1998
Midsomer Murders
Cooper Steinem
1997
Pond Life
1996
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self - Panellist
1996
Saturday Live
Cabbie
1996
Coogan's Run
1995
Crapston Villas
1995
The World of Lee Evans
Customer
1995
Fist of Fun
Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995
Ready, Steady, Cook
Self - Guest
1994
The Fast Show
Various Characters
1994
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994
Pie in the Sky
Andrew Vernon
1994
The Day Today
Treasurer
1994
Shooting Stars
Self
1993
Harry
Royo
1993
The Dead Good Show
Various
1992
Blue Heaven
Waiter 2
1992
Men Behaving Badly
Ken
1992
Murder Most Horrid
Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
Soldier Soldier
Sgt Dunn
1991
This Morning
Self
1988
Top of the Pops
Self - Host
1964
Flower Pot Men
1952
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Self - Team Captain
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Bernard Righton
Movies(61)
Nightborn
Jon's Father
2026
Fackham Hall
Bill
2025
The People Before
Knotweed Man
2025
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Self
2023
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Self
2023
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Plank
2022
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Self
2022
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Self
2022
Last Train to Christmas
Vic
2021
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Self
2021
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Narrator
2021
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Self
2020
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
Self
2020
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Self/Various Characters
2020
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Narrator
2019
7 Up & Me
Self
2019
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Himself
2019
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
Dying Laughing
Self
2017
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Self - Presenter
2016
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Kevin Ruddock
2016
Grimsby
Bob Tolliver
2016
Billionaire Boy
Len
2016
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
Northern Soul
Terry
2014
The Power of Darts
Narrator (voice)
2013
Help Point
Stephen
2013
Dementamania
2013
Pulp
Dave Burns
2013
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Himself
2012
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Self
2010
The Road to Coronation Street
Harry Kershaw
2010
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009
Inkheart
Darius
2008
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Self - Narrator (voice)
2007
The Dealer
Bat
2006
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005
Fat Slags
Foreman
2004
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Interviewee – Actor
2003
24 Hour Party People
Charles
2002
Station Jim
Harold
2001
Dog Eat Dog
Football Coach
2001
Born Romantic
First Cab Driver
2000
The Flint Street Nativity
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Self
1999
You Are Here
Peter Keggy
1998
The Fast Show Live
1998
Ted & Ralph
Vicar
1998
Up 'n' Under
Stan
1998
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dimitri
1997
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Mr. Loughborough
1997
Roger Roger
Barry
1996
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Dangerous Lady
1995
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Nathan
1995
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Fat Bob
1994
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Simon Joke
1994
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Bernard Right On/Various
1994
Paul Calf's Video Diary
Fat Bob
1993
The Weekenders
Policeman 1
1992